Fat Bastard Suprise

Feeling peckish? This isn’t a snack — it’s a full-blown feast enabler.

The Fat Bastard Surprise is a £50 Just Eat voucher designed for one glorious purpose: absolute indulgence. Whether you’re stacking burgers like Jenga, ordering enough pizza to alarm the delivery driver, or doing a “bit of everything” because choices are for weekdays — this one’s got you covered.

No cooking. No washing up. No shame.
Just you, your sofa, and a takeaway order that whispers, “You’ve earned this.”

Perfect for:

• Cheat days (and cheat weeks)

• Hangovers of all sizes

• “I’ll start fresh tomorrow” energy

• Anyone who believes calories don’t count when delivered

Warning:
May result in food comas, happy silence, and the phrase “why did we order so much… actually never mind.”

Treat yourself. Or unleash it on a mate.
Either way — go large. 😌